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REAL actors are those of us that from childhood grow up impersonating cartoon characters, characters in movies, people we know, doing voices, inventing characters, dressing up, dancing, singing, making up songs etc.Then there are the people such as in this movie. Kids that just decide hey, I would love to be rich and famous and I like TV and movies…I’ll be an actor! So then without any background, any practice and not even the experience of being a childhood performer around the house and friends, they give it a show. Then for some bizarre reason, a producer is incompetent enough to hire them.Look the story had potential, the budget was decent and the sets were fairly convincing, these kids just had no place working in front of the camera. It’s a movie you watch and think to yourself OK, they must have made this movie themselves or been friends of the film maker or just rich kids that know the right people. This movie shows you that the best way to throw your money in the garbage is to hire a bunch of posers that don’t know what the hell they’re doing.You might as well pull a random homeless person off the street, hand them the tools and supplies necessary then say “ok, build me a house!”.Avoid this at all costs unless you like hating people that can’t act and should have never been given the opportunity to prove it. Also, if you’re going to cast a film with pretty faces and enormous boobs, they need to do something to earn their money which in this case should have been to get naked a half dozen times or more.Watching people this incompetent makes me hate Hollywood all the more because these faces are bound to show up on screen again and absolutely have no place there. It’s no different than the slacker at work that’s never on time, always finds people to pick up their slack, kises butt and gets the massive promotion only to fall flat on their face yet get a dozen more chances to do it again.Ugh…..

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