September 30, 2009 – 11:43 pm
One-Eyed Monster
Let’s face it. Right now, the world is not a fun place. Thankfully, the people behind One Eyed Monster have provided a magnum (condom) opus of fun.On a remote porn shoot, a killing spree begins at the “hands” of the titular character. The comedy often comes from juxtaposition of standard horror responses and scenarios with a very non-standard monster. Don’t want to spoil it for anyone who can’t figure it out.Performances are solid throughout the cast, but I’d have to say that the standout is Jason Graham in the role of Jonah. Graham has charisma and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him in major Hollywood releases in the near future. Of course, Amber Benson gives a solid turn as the makeup girl with a crush on Ron Jeremy. And Ron Jeremy? His purposefully wooden acting during the porn shoot perfectly balances the bit of heart he has when commiserating with fellow veteran Veronica Hart.If you are looking for a think piece about the travesties of the justice system or the inequities of societal living, this is not your movie (you pompous pompous person).If you want some good laughs, look to One Eyed Monster to give them to you.
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